Buy 2, get 1 free · The Funny Lineup
The Line-Up
Pick 3 suspects. The cheapest one walks free. Free shipping Australia wide.
- 1Suspect 1
- 2Suspect 2
- 3Suspect 3
- Pick 3 suspectsAny 3 from The Funny Lineup
- Cheapest one walks freeTaken off automatically at checkout. No code.
- Booked & shipped freeFree standard shipping Australia wide.
Repeat offender? Book a second line-up and another one walks free (6 toys = 2 free).
Pick your suspects
Known accomplices
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Slice Slice Baby Watermelon
Charged with Melon-related mischief
4.3 · 3 reviews Rated 4.3 out of 5 from 3 reviews$14.95
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Takeaway Cheeseburger
Charged with Grand theft cheeseburger
4.7 · 22 reviews Rated 4.7 out of 5 from 22 reviews$14.95
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Eat Your Greens Broccoli
Charged with Impersonating a vegetable
4.7 · 6 reviews Rated 4.7 out of 5 from 6 reviews$19.95
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Sock Thief
Charged with Repeat sock theft
5.0 · 3 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 3 reviews$16.95
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Slipper Snatcher
Charged with Slipper snatching, first degree
4.9 · 25 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 25 reviews$16.95
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Party Animal Cake Hat
Charged with Wearing a cake in public
5.0 · 1 review Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 1 review$14.95
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High Roller Dice
Charged with Running an illegal dice game
$19.95
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Raw Deal Sushi Squeaker
Charged with Eating the sushi train
4.0 · 1 review Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 1 reviewFrom $16.95
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Remote Control Freak
Charged with Hogging the remote
4.5 · 4 reviews Rated 4.5 out of 5 from 4 reviews$16.95
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Sole Destroyer
Charged with Wilful destruction of footwear
4.9 · 56 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 56 reviews$16.95
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Movie Night Popcorn Bag
Charged with Talking during the movie
$19.95
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Big Question Ring Box
Charged with Proposing without a licence
5.0 · 15 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 15 reviews$16.95
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Chill Pill Squeaker
Charged with Refusing to take a chill pill
5.0 · 38 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 38 reviews$16.95
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Big Blunt Talker
Charged with Being far too blunt
5.0 · 2 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 2 reviews$16.95
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Paw-Rolled Joint Squeaker
Charged with Rolling with the wrong crowd
4.6 · 97 reviews Rated 4.6 out of 5 from 97 reviews$14.95
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Puff Puff Pipe
Charged with Looking far too sophisticated
5.0 · 3 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 3 reviews$16.95
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Make It Rain Cash Stack
Charged with Making it rain indoors
4.1 · 14 reviews Rated 4.1 out of 5 from 14 reviews$16.95
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Fun Guy Mushroom Squeaker
Charged with Being a fun guy (allegedly)
4.0 · 1 review Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 1 review$16.95
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Green Pre-Roll Squeaker
Charged with Possession of a suspicious squeaker
$16.95
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Sheriff Hat & Bandana Set
Charged with Impersonating the sheriff
4.5 · 4 reviews Rated 4.5 out of 5 from 4 reviews$16.95
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Fancy Flamingo
Charged with Standing on one leg suspiciously
5.0 · 59 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 59 reviews$19.95
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Fruit Salad Squeakers
Charged with Unlawful fruit assembly
4.9 · 41 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 41 reviews$16.95
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Shrimp Tempura Squeaker
Charged with Shrimp on the loose
5.0 · 3 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 3 reviews$16.95
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Jaws Life Jacket
Charged with Clearing the beach
4.5 · 29 reviews Rated 4.5 out of 5 from 29 reviews$29.95
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Picnic Basket 7-Pack
Charged with Ambushing a picnic
4.9 · 53 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 53 reviews$24.95
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Lobster Lovers 2-Pack
Charged with Public displays of crustacean
5.0 · 2 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 2 reviews$14.95
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T-Bone Steak Squeaker
Charged with Raiding the barbie
4.8 · 47 reviews Rated 4.8 out of 5 from 47 reviews$16.95
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Croc Hunter Plush
Charged with Wrestling wildlife on the lounge
4.6 · 11 reviews Rated 4.6 out of 5 from 11 reviews$24.95
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Big Banger Sausage
Charged with Sausage sizzle heist
4.0 · 22 reviews Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 22 reviews$16.95
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Corn Dog Cob
Charged with Corny behaviour
4.4 · 21 reviews Rated 4.4 out of 5 from 21 reviews$14.95
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Top Banana Squeaker
Charged with Acting like top banana
4.0 · 6 reviews Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 6 reviews$14.95
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Big Eyeball Squeaker
Charged with Giving everyone the eye
5.0 · 11 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 11 reviews$16.95
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Birthday Cake Squeaker
Charged with Eating the cake before candles
4.8 · 19 reviews Rated 4.8 out of 5 from 19 reviews$16.95
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Zen Pupper Pouch Pack
Charged with Suspiciously calm behaviour
5.0 · 1 review Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 1 review$16.95
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Chill Pup Parody Plush
Charged with Excessive chilling
4.0 · 9 reviews Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 9 reviews$16.95
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Spooky Bloom Hat
Charged with Spooking the neighbours
4.6 · 15 reviews Rated 4.6 out of 5 from 15 reviews$16.95
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Morning Paper & Poker Pack
Charged with Gambling before breakfast
4.9 · 36 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 36 reviews$14.95
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Salty Snack Pack
Charged with Being salty about it
4.7 · 92 reviews Rated 4.7 out of 5 from 92 reviews$16.95
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Dough-Not Squeaker
Charged with Doughnut-related loitering
4.6 · 74 reviews Rated 4.6 out of 5 from 74 reviews$14.95
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Croissant Crunch
Charged with Pastry theft before 9am
4.9 · 7 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 7 reviews$14.95
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Romeo Rose Squeaker
Charged with Excessive romance
3.0 · 2 reviews Rated 3.0 out of 5 from 2 reviews$16.95
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Smiley Chomp Ball
Charged with Grinning without reason
3.8 · 9 reviews Rated 3.8 out of 5 from 9 reviews$16.95
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Snack Attack Squeaker
Charged with Assault on the snack cupboard
From $14.95
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Screaming Chicken & Friends
Charged with Disturbing the peace
4.9 · 13 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 13 reviews$16.95
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Big Baby Pacifier
Charged with Being a big baby about it
4.5 · 20 reviews Rated 4.5 out of 5 from 20 reviews$14.95
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Ruff Phone
Charged with Doomscrolling on the lounge
5.0 · 2 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 2 reviews$14.95
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Goofy Grin Dog Teeth
Charged with Wearing a disguise in public
3.3 · 4 reviews Rated 3.3 out of 5 from 4 reviews$14.95
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Tough Brew Bottle
Charged with Drinking on the job
4.9 · 95 reviews Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 95 reviews$19.95
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Kiss Me Lipstick Squeaker
Charged with Vanity offences
$24.95
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Big Red Lips Chew Toy
Charged with Unsolicited smooching
$16.95
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Top Shelf Bottle Squeaker
Charged with Raiding the top shelf
4.8 · 4 reviews Rated 4.8 out of 5 from 4 reviews$16.95
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Drive-Thru Combo
Charged with Ordering without a car
5.0 · 3 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 3 reviewsFrom $16.95
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Boujee Tequila Squeaker
Charged with Being far too boujee
5.0 · 3 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 3 reviews$19.95
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Cold One Beer Bottle
Charged with Cracking a cold one at work
4.3 · 9 reviews Rated 4.3 out of 5 from 9 reviews$16.95
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Big Shot Cigar Squeaker
Charged with Acting like a big shot
$14.95
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Fries & Burger Squeaker
Charged with Stealing chips off your plate
5.0 · 1 review Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 1 review$14.95
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Pack-a-Day Squeaker Set
Charged with Possession of a pack-a-day habit
4.6 · 12 reviews Rated 4.6 out of 5 from 12 reviews$24.95
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Crunchy Carrot Squeaker
Charged with Pretending to be healthy
5.0 · 2 reviews Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 2 reviewsFrom $14.95
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Bubble Tea Pup Cup
Charged with Extra pearls, no permission
$16.95
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Brain Freeze Ice Cream Squeaker
Charged with Eating it too fast
4.8 · 4 reviews Rated 4.8 out of 5 from 4 reviews$16.95
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Festive Cookie Squeakers
Charged with Raiding Santa's plate
5.0 · 1 review Rated 5.0 out of 5 from 1 review$16.95
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Drumstick Squeaker
Charged with Leg-of-chicken larceny
4.0 · 1 review Rated 4.0 out of 5 from 1 review$16.95
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Birthday Boss Cigar
Charged with Celebrating like the boss
4.3 · 7 reviews Rated 4.3 out of 5 from 7 reviews$19.95
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French Baguette Snuffle Toy
Charged with Smuggling bread
$19.95
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Smashed Avo Squeaker
Charged with Avocado-related property damage
4.4 · 50 reviews Rated 4.4 out of 5 from 50 reviews$16.95
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Hot Dog Hot Dog
Charged with Identity confusion (hot dog)
4.3 · 7 reviews Rated 4.3 out of 5 from 7 reviews$16.95
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Morning Brew Mug Chew
Charged with Being rude before coffee
4.8 · 5 reviews Rated 4.8 out of 5 from 5 reviews$19.95
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No suspects match that charge.
The fine print, but friendly
- The deal: in every 3 Funny Lineup toys in your cart, the cheapest one is free. It comes off automatically at checkout. It works in sets, so 6 toys = 2 free.
- Shipping: standard shipping is free on every order within Australia, with no minimum spend.
- Returns: see our refund policy. Something wrong? Get in touch.
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Line-Up FAQ
How does the line-up work?
Pick any 3 toys from The Funny Lineup and tap Book ’em. All 3 go in your cart and the cheapest one is free at checkout. No code needed.
Which toys count?
Every toy on this page is in The Funny Lineup, so they all count. Everyday Essentials have their own savings: pick 2 or more and save up to 20%.
What if I want more than 3?
The deal works in sets of 3. The cheapest toy in each set is free, so 6 toys get you 2 free. Start another line-up after you book the first one.
Can I send it as a gift?
Yes. After you book, add a gift note and it goes on your order. Pop the recipient’s address in at checkout.
Is shipping free?
Standard shipping is free on every order within Australia, with no minimum spend.
Are the toys safe?
They’re made for fun, supervised play. Pick a size that suits your dog and swap a toy out once it starts to tear. Each product page has the details.
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